Shoe Leather Eater
by merlyn on Dec.04, 2005, under Poetry
How do you do that?
Insert both feet and talk like that?
It’s a talent I have,
one I developed as a child.
It’s quite impressive,
but is it useful?
Quite. I’m able to not only hurt my friends,
but myself as well.
Sounds painful, though.
Doesn’t the bootblack taste awful?
Most definitely.
I have gotten used to it, though.
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November 22nd, 2008 on 7:57 pm
umm…this is weird, but i totally think dickens..you know…the whole shoe thing…um. maybe you don’t know. but i know. and it’s good. i like it. yay.