Shoe Leather Eater
by merlyn on Dec.04, 2005, under Poetry
How do you do that?
Insert both feet and talk like that?
It’s a talent I have,
one I developed as a child.
It’s quite impressive,
but is it useful?
Quite. I’m able to not only hurt my friends,
but myself as well.
Sounds painful, though.
Doesn’t the bootblack taste awful?
Most definitely.
I have gotten used to it, though.
